All things Bright and Beautiful..

Family Entertainer

Was watching a movie yesterday on Set Max.. Some real old one with Salmaan and ( sizzz..lingg ) Sanju baba who are brothers in the movie.One of those very typical hindi movies. All the rules to try and make it a big blockbuster..fisssh.. They even tried Sonali and Karishma and a whole lot of other big names.
Sanjay Dutt has just been hit by 7 gundas, and inspite of all his super power and big muscles the poor guy is injured. Must give the director credit for depicting something normal here. No human being , unless he/she is a YYY can defend himself against 7. So hes bleeding from that usual place on his forehead.. top left corner.
There are only some fixed spots which have been documented. 1. Top left on the forehead - the director really went by the book here. 2. Right corner of the lip. 3. From either nostril ( My least favorite ). Come on atleast get creative here.
Karishma arrives at the scene of action, drives him to the hospital or takes a rick or calls the ambulence. Who cares, they dont show that part.But alas its a police case so the Doctor has to be reminded of his "duty" with an intense 20 second lecture delivered by the
lady. Sudden transformation in the doctor's point of view .. halo glowing. They have to drill this in in every single movie and yet the doctors never learn. Next scene the hero's entire family, all generations, is at the hospital dressed in the nicest clothes and finest jewellery.
If they really cared enough for him, they'd have come as they were instead of wasting time on that makeup. These little things...
Doctor comes out of the OT looking pretty pleased like hes just won a battle, grinning from ear to ear and proclaims, " Hes complete out of danger. Hes fine now "
Hmm mustve been a splinter from the log that was causing all that life threatening bleeding.
Continues, "This girl here.. " (pointing to Karisma) "she saved your son's life. She's a very good girl " .
Karishma, who is standing neglected till now, is now the subject of interest to the Hero's mom who's thinking she could be The girl for my son!!
Blah.. If it were only this simple, I'd beat up the guy myself and take him to the hospital.
But theres more in store and only Salmaan is let in on the actual status of the patient.
Doctor : " The injury is very deep. I cannot really say anything right now"
Then why in god's name did you say he was fine !!Never trust doctors.

I couldn't take it anymore. I burst out laughing. Could I possibly ask for more entertainment :))
Me: When will they ever make things that are more believable and closer to reality
My mom: For that you need to change the channel.. to the news.

posted by Joviel @ 11/16/2005 07:45:00 PM