Sunday, June 19, 2005

Tell me WHY

Why do good movies on HBO and Star come only when you have tons of work to do/study for a big exam the following day.

Why is the weather outside great only when we you are freezing inside the office at sub-zero temperatures.

Why is the bus late the exact same day you have a meeting to attend right in the morning.

Why do I end up choosing the caterer who has bhindi(read slimy-alien-gut delicacy ) on the menu, no matter how much I try and avoid it.

Why is the traffic choking just when you want to make it to somewhere, quick.

Why does the "I'll come back later and buy it" philosophy never work.

Why do people double-check if they've collected their hall ticket/ credit card seeing you do the same, even tho they are absolutely, positively sure they have.

Why does the auto-meter jump right on the day when you're in a peaceful, non-violence mood.

Why does everyone around seem free when you are frantically trying to keep a deadline ( and vice-versa)

Why does the power go off when you have zero charge in your laptop.

Why is the battery completely discharged only when you have left the charger in office.

Why does your pre-paid currency run out when your expecting some crucial smses:) ( no I'm not moving to post-paid )

Why do hyped-movies never fail to disappoint.

Why is there always a triangle. ( in the "hyped-movies" )

Why are all project reports done on the last day running around like mad people wondering if you will ever get that signature .. pant pant..its just 4:59 pm... technically, she ought to be there..

Why does the alarm not go off, the day you are determined to start jogging in the morning or in my case take the 8 am bus.

Why does something hit you when you least expect it..eg. crow shit.

Why am I not outside right now... its such a lovely weather ! O:)

13 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Blogger Keshav said...

"Why does something hit you when you least expect it..eg. crow shit.
"

So you expect crow shit to hit you!!
:P

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Joviel said...

You would know if you lived in the campus ;PP.. They are worse than hua militancy.

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger i-me-myself said...

Hmm..its all scientific :p..and the laws governing it are called 'Murphy's laws' :) But honestly, that's exactly how things work.
And yes, I should be outside now too (just look at that weather!) what am I doing inside?

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I always wonder too about why am I free when everybody around me are busy and I fidget around to meet a deadline when the rest are enjoying their free time.
Now I am thinking why do I refuse to move to post paid connection even if it sounds like a better deal :)

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger Joviel said...

Hmm..So these issues bother everybody .. thats comforting to know ;)

 
At 4:30 AM, Blogger zombiee said...

hey nice setta questions.. wonder if it would be intrusive if i could answer them Ö¿Ö.. just curious.. nice .posts..

 
At 12:37 AM, Blogger Joviel said...

@Preetam - murphy it is!

@Zombiee - Sure thing, be my guest :)

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger zombiee said...

movies on HBO/star-cos its not every day one has tones of work or a big exam the following day n they have good movies.
weather outside-cos its magic of the glass in lower tempratures. booze for instance :)
bus is late- we are mere pawns in a larger conspiracy.
bindi-unfathomable
traffic-cos in blore it doesnt rain enough to wash it down.
buy later-cos someone else wudve already bought it.
double check-remmeber the throw at monkey theory.
auto-U can be in a nonviolent mood in an auto? :O *absolute shock*
deadline-cos if no one was free we ould be the wrlds bigges economy :)
power- u mean there is power when ur laptop has charge?
battery-cant say(the HR may read this)
prepaid- its again a bigger conspiracy,they wait till its critical.
hyped movie triangle-cos it would be parallel to other movies.
project reports-otherwise they will read b4 they sign.
I dont know wat an alarm is, and you know why u arnt outside cos you are expecting the crow :)

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger zombiee said...

PS-the comment is only intended to be remotely humourus and least offensive.

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Joviel said...

:)) @ bus is late- we are mere pawns in a larger conspiracy.
Any comments welcome.. it increases the comment count and doubles my haemoglobin

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger zombiee said...

wats with this comment count thing? are there give aways or cash prizes? just curious..♀¿♀

 
At 6:37 PM, Blogger Joviel said...

Yep yep .. and with this comment im one step closer :)

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger zombiee said...

OH! WOW :) then here is another one. and hey do come by mine, n comment on the gyan i have :D

 

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