Wednesday, November 15, 2006

cart loads of ...

Life's like a runaway cart. Like the ones at the airports. Never move and when they do they always go in the wrong direction. You think you can control them but they have a mind of their own and ultimately you get pulled away. Makes you wonder who really is in control. Are you or are they ?
Maybe time to get spike shoes..........

Monday, November 13, 2006

There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice shot of tequila.
~ Not Bernard-Paul Heroux

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Honey I'm home

Know how people call their significant other Honey ?

"In the hive the bees use their honey stomachs to ingest and regurgitate the nectar a number of times until it is partially digested. It is then stored in the honeycomb. "

So its like calling your spouse partially digested regurgitated brown vomit. Hmm now it makes sense.

Courtesy :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey

Monday, June 26, 2006

when I am down, and oh my soul's so weary when troubles come and my heart burdened be. Then I am still and wait here in the silence until you come and sit a while with me.
you raise up so I can stand on mountains, you raise me up to walk on stormy seas, I am strong when I am on your shoulders, you raise me up to more than can be.

Josh Groban - You Raise Me Up

Saturday, May 27, 2006


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Friday, May 26, 2006

Sometimes, like right now, I wonder why I put up with certain people. I end up asking myself this question a lot of times and more often than not I can't give myself a convincing answer.
The day I realize its all not worth it, im gonna stop ... and from then on im gonna save myself a lot of nonsense. O:-)
This should have ideally gone on my other blog but who cares anyway.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Blogs without titles are IN

Are you addicted to being online? Even if there's nothing to do you just have to login ?You stay online for hours together fooling around when you very well know tht you are , well, just fooling around? Worry no more. I've started this column where I attempt to help people find the meaning of life.. once again and along with that comes a reassurance that there are things to do other than being on the net...
Here are a few thing's I've personally decided to do. Now, they might seem pretty obvious at first but give them a second look. . and .. you would've already read my post twice.
I'm not going to login to vpn unless I really intent to work.
I'm going to try not to work on weekends which I anyway quit months ago, but when you make promises of this sort something just has to creep that'll make you have to log in.
If I intent to speak to anyone, I would rather call them or if my fingers complain about lack of exercise , I'll sms. I think I'd prefer sms - its a therapy. Picking up the phone and calling will be covered in later stages of rehab.
If people want to contact me, they would have to do so via phone or sms. Maybe I'll check gmail or yahoo once a day. I will have to club myself not to login every fifteen minutes but thats part of self-control.
There will be withdrawl symptoms like feeling dizzy, getting uncontrollably agitated, etc. At those times, lock yourself in a room. Sans your laptop obviously !
Blogging multiple times a day is also helpful. Tho please use Save as Draft to avoid inflicting pain to others.
Start finding enough motivation to work properly for 8 hours on weekdays.. Now thats a tough one.
Come back home and avoid climbling upstairs until your eyelids are heavy and things ppl say are getting more and more distant. Leave your laptop safely in the bag downstairs. Otherwise it might creep up to you while your asleep.
Note that if you feel an irrestible urge to blog after getting home. Just type it out offline and post it the next day from work. Feel free to misuse the resources at work.. Like I'm doing right now.
All this said, I must get off blogspot, .... *sigh* do I really have to ?